Random Thoughts...

Kayne West is back @ it again this week with the new release of his new album Late Registration.. I believe I heard he had 1.7 million in just pre-orders, this album is gonna be HUGE..
New on DVD this week is the second season of Nip/Tuck I def will be goin out to get that, especially since I missed most of that season...But I cant wait for the new one to begin September 20th.

I love Ryan Carnes he's sooo cute and sexy in that I dunno how to describe way, anyways for you soap fans out there Mr. Carnes has decided to leave his role on General Hospital due to "fall commitments." I dont know what the fuck that means but I'll keep you posted. Also.. check out these 3 blogs....see the side for the direct links.. Popbytes.. The extremely adorable E-Brechi. and the sweetheart Ryanacerto!

Have You Seen Andy's Mojo?

Happy belated birthday to my favorite tennis player EVER!! Too bad it wasnt a good one for young Mr. Roddick. Yesterday Andy lost in the first round of the US Open against Gilles Muller of Luxembourg. The worst part is that Andy was seeded 4th in the tournment and Gilles was fuckin 68! So today I have to ask Have You Seen Andy's Mojo? Cause he def needs it back... Still love you anyways Roddick. Check out his American Express commerical online www.andysmojo.com
pic via AP

VMA BLUES

So last nite.. Sunday August 28th was the MTV Video Music Awards... Leadin up to the show I was really lookin forward to it. It had the potential to be a great show, I mean Mariah, The Killers, Mariah what more could I've asked for. So boy let me tell you was I ever sooo let down... the show was horrible. I like Diddy but I would have much rather seen Chris Rock as host. The show was soo ghetto, that I thought I was watchin the BET Awards again. Upside :The Killers won best new artist, Downside: Mariah lost to Alicia Keys and Kelly Clarkson.. During the whole show I was waiting for something exciting to happen, but nothing fuckin did. The only bright spots was The Killers's performance tho I wish they had done "All These Things That I've Done" instead cause " I got soul, but I am not a solider." And by the time Mariah performed I didnt enjoy that as much cause I was about to pass out from boredom by then thank god for Tivo. AND I really like Helena by My Chemical Romance that song def grew on me, and Kelly Clarkson rocked it @ the end!

Brandon Flowers of The Killers rocking it the best way he knows how...

The Laguna kids made it out.. WHY is Lauren (LC) in the back while that trashy girl Casey is front and center?


I really liked her performance, I really wish she did it @ the arena, and did her hair straight instead I dont like when she has it curly. But nevertheless she looks gorgeous, that dress kinda scared me tho I was thinkin damn she's gonna show the world everything.

Eva Longria looked great! Speaking of I cant wait for NEW Desperate Housewives!!

Hilary Duff and boyfriend Joel Madden made the VMA's their offical coming out party as a couple. I'm not really a Hilary Duff fan but she looks really pretty, and Joel cleans up well.

AXCELERATE

Michael Phelps H O T ADS for Speedo's new line of clothing AXCELERATE pics via www.speedo.com

Here I AM..

I fig since there were no pics of myself in my profile that I would take one just for fun on here... I love my camera phone...

Laguna Quiz

In the spirit of LAGUNA BEACH here.. a fun (lame) quiz to take.... http://quizilla.com/users/porkchop9433/quizzes/Which%20Laguna%20Beach%20character%20are%20you%3F

Laguna Kids

I found these pics of my favorite Laguna Beach kids, off of Lo's and Dieter's Myspace page... Hit me up if you want the link....

Hello..Hello..Hello..

I love The Comeback, it's one of my favorite non-reality shows... This week Room and Board get nominated for a People's Choice Award, and Valerie can't contain herself because this is the most important award because it's from the people, and the fact that she already has one.

Highlights

1) Mickey sends Valerie flowers, then Valerie reads the card."Congratulations from your favorite gay....(pause) guy. See Jane it says guy." I love Mickey's facial expressions when Valerie "outs" him. It's just soo funny when he trys to keep his "str8" image when he is soo obliviously gay.

2) Valerie decides to wear Jay the winner of Project Runway's dress to the show, she gets on the red carpet and runs into Jay who informs her that she has it on backwards..lol.. So her and Mickey race off to change it thus, losing the chance to get interviewed and photographed with Juna.

3) Juna wins the award for "Favorite Female TV Star" and thanks the cast and crew saving Valerie for the last, but she ends up getting cut off then the wrap it up music begins to play. And no one gets to hear a word she says. Later at the after party Valerie asks Juna what she said and then makes sure her producer Jane got all of it on tape.

4) Valerie and Juna skip out a back door to head to Kiefer Sutherland's party and a photographer gets them to pose for pics. After he is finish Valerie sends Mickey racing after him to find out which paper he is with.

5) Valerie gives Jane a gift bag, and Jane is soo excited that she forgets about filming Valerie and Juna leaving. When she finally remembers she chases after them nearly falling over cause she cant walk or run in heels.

This show just get funnier and funnier after each week and now I hear that a second season may be on it's way. So people keep watching it's def worth your time.

Pics via www.hbo.com

Kelly M

I fuckin LOVE Kelly Monaco and here are some pics from her September Maxim Magazine Cover. It seems that ABC has just annouced that Kelly will have a dance off against John O' Hurly on September 20th. I think it's fuckin ridiculous the damn girl won the contest fair and sqaure. But let's just sit back and admire the sexiness... Pics via www.maxiononline.com

More Flithy Rich

How much do I love Flithy Rich : Cattle Drive? How much do I love Fabian Basabe? The answer to both of those are ALOT! So this weeks eps was great... The only prob is I'm gonna have to change my favorites list a bit. Courtenay Semel is just too damn high maintenance for me to deal with, there's high maintenance then there's needy and Courtenay honey the lines are blurred. Then we have Alex Quinn who is just too shady for me, as Fabian said " He has the attitude of a hustler" cause like I thought before apparently he isnt as well off as the others. And then there's Britty Gastineau, I've only seen glimpses of the E! show with her mom and the impression I got b4 was that she was stuck up and a bitch... BUT on here I really like Britty Gastineau I really do. I still have love for Haley Giraldo, that girl is soo damn cute personality wise and she is freakin gorgeous as well. BUT not as sexy as my Fabian.... I dont know what it is about Fabian that turns me on...I'm really curious what type of body he has, you cant really tell on the show cause his clothes arent that revealing. Oh well.. I guess I'll have to keep watchin and wait to see... Here's a pic of Fabian and Brittny Gastineau
Pic via www.GettyImage.com

Only You

Singer Josh Kelley has a new album comin out next week actually, Aug. 23rd titled ALMOST HONEST I fuckin love the first single "Only You" you should def check it out, visit www.joshkelley.com to view the video or listen to the song, it's hot. Pic via joshkelley.com

We Belong Together

Big Ups to MC. who's hit single We Belong Together stays @ #1 for it's 11th Non-Consecutive Week, and her latest single Shake It Off is racing up the charts this week jumping from 19 to 12. Who told you that Mariah's new cd was goin to be huge? I believe it was ME!

Mr. Real World

Real World Philly castmate Landon Lueck has done some modeling lately for www.waxbrand.com now he had launched his very own website listing his bio and personal apperance schedule. http://www.landonlueck.net/ Check it out, it's still new but kinda neat.

VMA 2

Here's a ad in NEW YORK CITY with the lovely Ms. Mariah Carey promoting her preformance at the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards live from Miami Sunday August 28th.

Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive

So I happened to watch one of the BEST shows ever. I think I say that about everything I watch but no this was really good. E! has this show called Flithy Rich : Cattle Drive, it's kinda like the Simple Life but better. You basically have 10 spoiled rich kids that go out on a 100 mile cattle drive in Montana. In the first ep of course it introduces the kids, well they arent actual kids, like Robert Blake's crazy ass sons on there and he's like 28. So anyways of course I have already selected my favorites out of the cast, Haley Giraldo daughter of 80's rocker Pat Benator this girl is sooo pretty, and the delicious Fabian Basabe son of a Eucadorian business tycoon. He has also been referred to in the New York party scene as the male Paris Hilton, I personally happen to love Fabian he's soo sexy, but he's 26 and married. Which is a damn shame. Then I have a couple that I sorta like, it's one of those situations where I shouldnt like em, but I do. Courtenay Semel daughter of Yahoo!CEO Terry Semel. So Courtenayat the ranch trying to get on her horse, everyone else are on their horses riding around except her. And she makes a comment about her jeans being too tight to jump on with, so the rancher responds "maybe you shouldnt wear Gucci jeans" Courtenay responds " these are the jeans that I have and I will wear them, and who wears Gucci Jeans?" so yeah she def had potential to becoming one of my favorites. We also have Brittny Gastineau from E!'s Gastineau Girls and Alex Quinn one of the twelve kids by the late actor Anthony Quinn, the only thing about Alex is he didnt grow up rich so I'm not sure why he's on the show, prob a fill in for someone more famous who dropped out. Highlight of the night was when everyone was eating lunch and they decided to compare allowances, and my Fabian wins with his $40,000 a month treat. Of all the reality shows this summer, this is my new* favorite followed closey by Being Bobby Brown. Flithy Rich: Cattle Drive comes on Sunday Nites @ 10 try and check it out, I'm sure E! will replay it doing the week. Check your local listings. Pics courtesy of www.eonline.com

Being Bobby Brown

On this weeks' BBB. Bobby heads to LA to do Jimmy Kimmel Live, which I'm not sure exactly why since he didnt have any new material/songs to preform. Highlight Number 1. Bobby's in a car goin somewhere and his phone rings. His fuckin ring tone is Britney Spear's Toxic " She stole my song, I stole hers hows that." Quite interesting. Then Whitney goes shopping with Bobbi K. @ Von Dutch, I have never seen soo many shots of Von Dutch merchanise b4, I thought I was watching a commerical for them. Whitney in public only means one thing.. A Hot Mess, and boy was it ever. Some "guy" in a skirt and no shirt is diva-ing around " Whitney I want to walk in your shoes" No child what you neeeded to do is put some clothes on. Highlight Number 2. after trying on clothes that were 3 sizes too small Bobbi K tells Whitney " Move before I hit you" She's def her mother's daugther. Who knew Bobby had yet another kid? And this kid is old, he's gotta be as old as I am. Holy shit Bobby Brown could be my daddy. For the first time in all of the eps. Whitney finally looks like Whitney Houston when her and Bobby head out to a Dior Charity Event. Highlight Number 3. On the red carpet a reporter ask " Could this be as good as Nick and Jessica's show?" Whitney "Their cute, we're Bobby and Whitney." Yes you are, which brings me to the finally highlight of the show. Highlight Number 4. Bobby and Whitney dancing at the Dior event out by the pool and Bobby decides to have Whitney back her thang up to him. G H E T T O is obliviously the way to go when it comes to these 2. Turn in next week for more fun. Pic courtsey of www.bravotv.com

What the F***???

Eddie Murphy's older brother Charlie just told The New York Post that the Chappelle Show is done. First of all who knew Eddie Murphy had a brother that worked on the Chappelle Show? Second What the fuck is goin on here? This is like the best show ever, it's funny as shit. Apparently they have taped 8 eps for the 3rd season that will likely be released on dvd. But still this is some crazy mess, so does that mean Dave has to give back some of that 50 million that he got before this black ass went crazy?

Eating Out

So I finally got to see Eating Out after waitin months for the damn thing to be release on DVD. I must say I was def let down, it's def no Latter Days but it's ok. There's a quick full frontal nude shot of the ultra yummy Ryan Carnes. But I wont comment on the size cause that kinda looked disapointing as well. But hey Ryan if you would like to show me in person... feel free to contact me..

Chris Evans

I came across this picture of Chris Evans taken for Flaunt Magazine.. Oh Jessica Biel your one lucky girl. To be able to go to bed to that every nite def would be seventh heaven.

Paris Latis

There is just something about Paris Latis that turns me on.... Hot. Rich. Unavailable.

The Trainwreck cont.

So I have been soo busy lately that my tivo has hours of enjoyment that I am trying to catch up with. So I just watched Mondays eps of Kill Reality and Laguna Beach oh boy is all I can say about em both. Aight I'll start off with Laguna Beach damn it all I hope this season gets better than this, right now they are focusing soo much on these new kids I dont care about them. I didnt invest in watchin a whole season only to have everyone I liked replaced by some boring BORING dumb kids. Yeah LC's on the show and so is Stephen and Lo but they cant even seem to save the show. Here you got this Jessica girl I dont know where she came from crying and sweating her bf.. well he is hot. but he's too busy trying to do his mack game and she is to damn dumb to see it. Then you have Kristin's fake bitch ass being the only thing she know how to be a bitch. I'm just really disapointed with the season .thus far right now.. God hopefully next week will be better Now on to Kill Reality soo much to say about this one too. First let me just say again I used to love Tonya, from Chicago to the Challenges she was my under dog but Jonnny Fairplay?? Tonya. ugh soo gross. All respect I had for the girl went out the window. Kinda the way she did on the show last week when she got trashed. I mean true pickings may be slim on the show but honey I can do bad by myself. Shout out to Steven Hill, your sooo sexy. lol. In the previews for next week it shows Jenna Lewis making her move on him. Apparently they are dating now in "real life." Speaking of Jenna Lewis, so she has this nude scene for the movie they are making, the director changes it from a topless scene to a full butt crack nude scene, and the bitch flips out. I'm thinkin what the hell is going on here??? She doesnt want the world to see her naked?? Excuse me but is this the same Jenna Lewis who married that hot lil Travis Wolfe and her damn honeymoon tape got "stolen" and sold. Honey get real half of America have seen you give head and get bange

VMA

MTV.COM just announced that 2 of my favorite preformers have joined the line up to perform at the 2005 Video Music Awards... The Killers and the ultra Fabolus Mariah Carey who is tearing up the charts with We Belong Together. Make sure you check out "Shake it Off" that shits H O T.

Summer Tv Blues?

So we all know it's summer, basically cause it's hot as hell.. but also b/c of the serious lack of entertaining television programs. Well boys and girls the days of lame ass summer programming are gone I'm here to tell you about 3 shows that you DEF should be watching if you are not!

First up is Bravo's Being Bobby Brown, now some of you all may be asking urself what is up with this boy watching all of these train wreck reality shows. Well folks I can only say Kill Reality has nothing on Being Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown doesnt have anything on Being Bobby Brown. This is the Whitney HELL TO THE NO Houston's show. Never Ever in a million years I would image that Whitney Houston would be sooo damn ghetto..but child, this woman is a MESS , and a hot one at that. The show usually starts off boring with Bobby eating or doing whatever he does. But as soon as the diva makes her way across the screen you better believe all bets are off. Whether it's telling off fans " Cant I just be me" or having dinner conversation" Bobby I will woop your ass" Thursday nites havent been this entaining since Friends. Bravo to Bravo for airing this great show, that has undoubtly made Whitney a star in my eyes.

Next up is yet another reality train wreck this time in the form of MTV's Laguna Beach, "the real Orange County" as they like to say. I loved the first season of Laguna Beach, I'm only hoping this lives up to half the drama of last year. Before I even start off I pick LC ( Lauren) .. lol now that I have that out of the way. This year we have some new kids that I dont care about at all, except for Jason he's kinda hot.. lol. But let's get down to who i dont like, Kristin I find her to be loud, needy and fake. Did she really find it necessary to scream at a party how much of a loser Lauren was b/c she moved back home to Laguna. No Kristin I think she's actually smart, with her coming back, she gets to be on the show again. Therefore putting that gorgeous face out there for the whole world to adore. But I have one question regarding Kristin she dated Matt Leinart of the great USC Trojans, Matt has to bee like 24/25 was Kristin 17 or 18 when they dated? Or does no really care.. lol.. Check out the kids Mondays on MTV.. lol..

And Finally this last show isnt a reality show.. lol but it has a reality twist. HBO's The Comeback. Honestly of all 3 shows this one if prob my favorite so I guess I saved the best for last. The Comeback is the saddest yet funniest show I have seen in a long time, it really has a lot of heart. I know it's a fucking sitcom not a drama why am I getting all mushy, well you have to watch and see. Lisa Kudrow plays this has been actress who sets out to make her long awaited comeback via a reality show. Thus the reality twist I mentioned, Michael Patrick King of Sex and the City created this show so you know it's well written. The only bad side is that so far it's only set for 13 eps folks and eps. 8 just aired this last Sunday so get your ass some HBO and start watchin the shit! I hope you catch each of the shows out, it's only your lost if you dont. For showtimes and dates check your local listings.