Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Kill Reality




So I watched this show on E! Monday nite called Kill Reality where basically all these "reality stars" are brought together to make a movie. Obliviously the movie will prob suck, but the train wreck (the show), brings us moments upon moments of entertainment. So the cast is made up of Steven Hill, Tonya Cooley, and Trishelle Cannatella all from the Real World. Survivor's Jenna ( I sold my honeymoon sex tape) Lewis, the million dollar couple Ethan Zohn, and Jenna Morascca, and Jonny (I'm so gross) Fairplay; along with a few other people who really arent important. Right off the bat you have Tonya talkin about having slept with Jonny Fairplay. Now when Real World Chicago first premiered I liked Tonya and her kidney stones, but this blonde hoe bag is just damn sad and dirtty, not to mention still suffering from some deep emotionals issues. Then you have Toni Ferrari from Paradise Hotel, ( one of the best reality shows ever made in my opinion) crying about how she has been struggling for the past 9 years to break into the industry and no one wants to give her a chance because he/she did reality tv. Honey if you have been trying for 9 years maybe it is time to look into another career. So basically the writer/director feels sorry for her and creates a pity role for her, which she yets decides to rewrite and add her own twist to the story because she can not pronounce the character's last name... Kozlowski. Then we had "the gay" Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl complaining about how the "gay" terms in the movie made him feel uncomfortable and ask for it to be changed. I'm gay I thought it was funny oh well maybe I have a sick sense of humor. Oh yeah crazy ass Stacey J from The Apprentice 2 is on here as well, you know she is good for stirring up the pot, or just walking around looking crazy ass hell. Forget the movie the Scorned which they are creating, the behind the scenes train wreck of it all makes this enjoyable tv.

1 comment:

TOS said...

Reichen is a big phony sell-out anyhow... he may be beautiful but nobody is buying his attempt at having a real opinion... his 15 mins minutes will be over soon and he'll end up doing porn where he should be...