my new obession

Paul Janka, a Harvard-educated Mystery wannabe who wrote a book called How to Get Laid in New York, the crux of which is that girls will totally have sex with you if you treat them like shit, get them drunk, and refuse to buy them dinner.

Janka considers him self a modern-day Casanova and has shined and honed his womanizing strategy until it is worthy of an MBA thesis. He even uses Microsoft Excel spreadsheets to drive his point home. Janka claims he has had over 100 conquests under his belt (literally) and says that not wasting time on dinner and a movie is key to his strategy. Janka likes to go right to the good stuff first and says that women respect him more for that.

Janka feels that as long as he is forthright with the women he dates, it's all good. If they know he has sex with a bazillion women on the first date, then they know what to expect. I might have to agree with him on this one. Any woman willing to drop her panties on a first date in New York City shouldn't have high expectations of the value and longevity of the relationship. As much as most people hate Janka, he is transparent. You know what you're going to get.

Since I am not straight his tips arent going to do me any good, but I must say Im def a fan of Mr. Super Sexy Janka, he's def the kind of guy I would fuck. Not sure what that says about me as a person lol.

The following is a convo from GAWKER reader had with Mr. Janka, it really gives you an idea of the kind of guy he is. WHAT FOLLOWS ARE WORDS THAT ARE NOT SAFE FOR THE WORK PLACE.

[13:41] Paul: sex is more exciting if a woman isn't entirely comfortable, i've found
[13:41] Paul: comfortable, gf sex is nice
[13:42] Paul: but it doesn't have that animal battling that occurs
[13:42] Paul: it's an act of domination really
[13:53] Sarah: would you rather never be able to sleep with anyone again but morbidly obese people, or eat a salad where the dressing was your dad's semen
[13:53] Paul: latter
13:54] Sarah: would you rather have your 5th grade science teacher sit and watch you have sex and do a play-by-play commentary, or have your grandmother masturbating in the corner
[13:55] Paul: former
[13:55] Sarah: have you ever had a male-male encounter
[13:55] Sarah: like, had sex with another man
[13:56] Paul: yes, experimented in high school
[13:56] Paul: middle school
[13:57] Sarah: what is the best thing a woman can do in bed
[13:57] Paul: the standard stuff plus
[13:57] Paul: like my ass
[13:57] Paul: deep throat
[13:57] Paul: let me spit in her face
[13:57] Paul: take it in the ass
[13:58] Paul: lick my ass, not like my ass, sorry
[13:58] Paul: would you rather drink a tablespoon of my cum
[13:58] Paul: that's been in the refrig for 2 weeks
[13:59] Paul: or have to blow a team of uncircumsized football players after a particularly sweaty match
[13:59] Sarah: uhh. ew.
[14:00] Sarah: would you go down on heidi klum knowing that her vagina tastes exactly like your dad's penis?
[14:00] Paul: No
[15:39] Paul: so i have a way for you to be a first for me
[15:39] Sarah: oh yea?
[15:39] Paul: it is degrading
[15:39] Paul: are you willing
[15:39] Paul: before you hear the detail
[15:40] Paul: no pain or sicknes
[15:40] Paul: ss
[15:40] Paul: nothing public/ruined reputation
[15:40] Sarah: sure
[15:40] Paul: just something i've always wanted to do
[15:40] Paul: we have to find the right location
[15:40] Paul: though, since my place doesn't work
[15:40] Paul: intrigued?
[15:40] Sarah: of course
[15:41] Paul: blumpkin*
[15:41] Sarah: why cant you do that in your house
[15:41] Paul: bathroom is tight


*Preliminary research indicates that a Blumpkin refers to an fellatio while the receiver is sitting on a toilet. It is not immediately apparent if the man must also be in the act of voiding but otherwise, how is it a big deal at all?